I felt the need to confess to the world that Satan is my boss.
1. He looks like Satan
2. He has the most evil laugh I have ever heard
3. He takes pleasure in yelling at everyone in meetings, and claims it as just him being “passionate” about his work
4. Just the sight of him or sound of his voice makes my blood curdle
5. You never know which direction from which he will attack
6. He likes really spicy food
7. He’s made a few people cry in meetings
8. I have to sell my soul to him if I want to get to where I need to be in my career (i.e. feeling okay with taking other people’s jobs so that I can move ahead)
I never thought I would have the opportunity to meet Satan while I am alive, but there it is.